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Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

Lord have mercy...the attitudes in this house are unbelievable.  Thank God for wine.  :)

Lord have mercy...the attitudes in this house are unbelievable. Thank God for wine. :)

Funny Confession Ecard: I have no idea what just happened in that movie theater...but I'm definitely pregnant with Channing Tatum's baby.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have no idea what just happened in that movie theater...but I'm definitely pregnant with Channing Tatum's baby.

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I'm a little tipsy. By a little tipsy I mean completely shitfaced. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard

I'm a little tipsy. By a little tipsy I mean completely shitfaced. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

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