Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

... my plans generally go along the line of let's bake something, I feel like crap today.. and then I have to eat it because it's there and it's delicious... and then I feel fat so I have to make and eat some more... the vicious cycle of those who love baking.

... my plans generally go along the line of let's bake something, I feel like crap today.. and then I have to eat it because it's there and it's delicious... and then I feel fat so I have to make and eat some more... the vicious cycle of those who love baking.

If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy  continues to be a shit. I would like him to stop being a shit. Please work out your shit so he is not a shit. Oh, and don't forget to read. #Humor

If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy continues to be a shit. I would like him to stop being a shit. Please work out your shit so he is not a shit. Oh, and don't forget to read. #Humor

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

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