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"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!