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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

But I really would love to hang out with you sometime. No I don't have an estimate of when...

Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any social interaction in the next 24 hours, someone will die. This so me!

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.


I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

I really am

I hate being late, but I'm so good at it. Story of my life! So me;

Oh my... I think I know the person it was named for.

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

e.m.h....evaluate these kind of legs!!!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!


Happens all the time! If i didnt tell you that means its none of your business!