Why don't we just go on Pinterest? *two hours later* "RIGHT! I'm going to work now!" brain: But how about INSTAGRAM *half an hour later* "OKAY. NO PROCRASTINATING!" brain: BUT HOW ABOUT THAT MANGA YOU'RE READING? OR THOSE FANFICTIONS YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF?! *7 PM at night* GOSHDAMNIT WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING WORK?!
Once went to my hairdressers and asked for a long bob. The hairdresser won a holiday in the middle of my hair cut and went nuts. In her euphoria she shaved the back of my head and gave me a long crop on the top. Unfortunately I'm English so when she asked if it was ok social convention meant I couldn't say I hated it. Instead I said it was lovely and then went home and quietly wept.