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What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!!

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Well, it's not because I'm shy.

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

and in my house it was Dad. Mom spanking was expected, but Dad? Oh no, you better run.

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

food budget before kids: buy ALL the food! food budget after kids: well maybe I can just buy of the food and exist on crackers

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A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact. That is why you love me!

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The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked 'What's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin' . LOL that is so true !

In case I haven't told you today.... I love the shit out of you!

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Funny Breakup Ecard: When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' Tell him, 'That's the point, you idiot.

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