Another day, another weird Japanese product that makes me sleep a little less easy at night. Today we have the Face Slimmer, an anti-aging piece of molded plastic. The intent of the product is to achieve perfect duck lips. I… am gonna pretend like I didn’t know that. The Face Slimmer fits around the lips, forcing them open. The wearer is to recite each vowel sound out loud twice a day, three times a minute. The instructions suggest doing the exercises while bathing because... I don’t know. Gag Gift
This is the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise Beauty Anti-Aging Face Neck Jaw Pain Gadget. That’s… quite a mouthful. The wacky Japanese (surprise!) product is designed to not only help reduce sagging skin/wrinkles/fat chin, but it eases muscle aches and pains as well. All this with use of only three minutes a day. During that time you’re absolutely guaranteed to look like a complete goon.