You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people. Minions Quotes
Laughing Out Loud
I typed in crazy women, because I'm a crazy woman. This is the first thing to pop up. I'm not sexist and don't like getting involved in male/female discussion but this is so funny!
Anything That Glitters :)
Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.
Funny Pictures And Quotes Of The Week - 50 Pics - March 23, 2015
Rottenecards - Sometimes I miss you. Then I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, no, I'm good.