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"And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end.then BAM! Christmas carols everywhere." - You tell 'em Fairy Godmother. Christmas carols will be playing in no time like bippity boppity boo, and I love it!

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If youre good with grammar, youll get it.    word nerds. renaeloved

Proper grammar makes me happy. I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

31 Hysterically #Funny #Life #Quotes You Won’t Be Expecting

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

This is in NO way any reference to my husband, seriously...just know some women who SHOULD feel this way! LOL

Delaney’s World Chuckle for the Day #38

Some days this is entirely too true. About 4pm I start counting down to bedtime at 7:30 for the 3 under 3.

I love the feeling when you finally get in bed and turn off the lights and think, "I've been wanting to do this since this morning.this is so true sometimes!

This is actually quite true for me. I really do have an hourglass figure....it's just that my butt sticks out so much in the back you would never know by my all-the-way-around measurements. Side to side would show it, I think, though.

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

Out of all the lies I've told "just kidding" is my favorite

Out of all the lies I've told "just kidding" is my favorite

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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