Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

HA...To do today... 1. Fuck 2. This 3. Shit.

I hate how much I have to bite my tongue at work. Not wanting to get fired is a bitch.

Truth...

welcome to social work....

Yup

Haha

yeah...

Everytime+I+get+over+my+hate+for+you+in+work,+you+do+something+new+that+makes+me+want+to+push+you+in+front+of+a+bus.

I Am Way Too Pretty To Work T shirt. Funny Tee. Personalized T-shirt.

Here comes my 8:05am 'I fucking quit' tantrum. Had one on Monday!!! For Me this will be 6:05am tomorrow

This is wrong... but that doesn't make it any less true!

Funny Workplace Ecard: In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Hahahahaha!!!

For those of us that "know everything "

Amen!

It's five o'clock somewhere but here's it's 3 o'clock and I want to die...hahaha

I like my job enough that I sometimes go minutes without checking how many hours are left in the workday.

Lmao! Daily for me!