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    Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

    Going to work is easy.

    Daily life

    I need this sometimes

    yeah...

    I have to be a bitch because sometimes being a lady does not get the job done.

    There's really no other way.

    LOL

    Hahahahaha!!!

    Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.

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    Funny because its true.

    Yup

    I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.

    It's five o'clock somewhere but here's it's 3 o'clock and I want to die...hahaha

    welcome to social work....

    I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.

    Here comes my 8:05am 'I fucking quit' tantrum. This will be my first day back to work!

    When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.

    ''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.''

    YUP!