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Funny TV Ecard: Heckle and Jyde?- Just when you thought Theresa Giudice couldn't be a bigger idiot than she already is, she one-ups herself....

Funny TV Ecard: Heckle and Jyde?- Just when you thought Theresa Giudice couldn't be a bigger idiot than she already is, she one-ups herself.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding... These are hard times.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding. These are hard times. Not to mention the scarcity of ammunition.

That's one reason I prefer texts or email.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

Wine could never replace a friend, though. It doesn't have the arm strength.

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

Oh....dear...Whinnie the Poo is so sad

oh bother. Christopher robin grew up and turned into a murderer. Thats what you get when you talk to stuffed animals. oh bother Yeah Christopher robin grew up and turned into a murderer Thats what you get when talk to stuffed animals

I am weird. You are too. Everyone is weird. Therefore no one is.

The way I see it, it's a good thing to be weird. Be different and stay true to yourself. You can't please everyone and be this perfect version that people expect you to be. Weird it up.

This made me laugh.  I do not feel like my genes deserve to make it to the next generation more than any of my friends.  But I really was surprised when the 1 in 6 was me.

A friend will be the designated driver. A best friend will hold your hair while you vomit on your ex's car. Happy B-day Bestie!

Just hit the nail on the head with this one!

I would get punched a lot if people could read my mind

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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

It can't just be me....

It can't just be me

Does anyone else get road rage pushing a cart through Wal-Mart, or is it just me? Funny Ecards to road rage

Funny Confession Ecard: God grant me the serenity not to kill every single one of these motherfuckers.

Funny Confession Ecard: God grant me the serenity not to kill every single one of these motherfuckers.reminds of work!

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