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I got 99 chores and I ain't did one. - Lay Z.

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

You got that right

So true, kids speak the truth

True Story - I'm not always right, but when I am it's usually all of the time.

Not braggin, just fact

Ecard: Look... I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'.

Every time i try to rant to my Husband! Why doesn't he understand that i don't want to be rational! just shut up and listen and nod at the appropriate moments.

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How focus are you!?

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

True story! Lol!

Basically my life defining meme hahah

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true

At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah, I don't wanna do that

Introvert problems, I got 'em. Story of my life.few people that don't fall into that nah category