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I do this haha.

Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.Seriously describes many nights for me.

So true! Georgie Lee - Writing to the Sound of Legos Clacking: Mom Humor

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You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.

I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes. ~ It's called being Portuguese!

Uh yeah.  Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy.  But I have never loved anything more than my baby girl!

Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my baby kids!

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I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together unpleasant. Sounds like my house, EVERY year.

It would be adorable!

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

ok, this is becoming my life motto!so. i am concentrated awesome :D lol Love it!

gonna have to start learning them in different languages....

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. This pretty much sums up my daily life at work.

#Ecard If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you can do just about everything with one hand. #Mom #Parent

I can make a sandwich with one hand. I can do my makeup with one hand, I Can clean up my room with one hand. pretty much i can do everything with one hand now.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

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