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Humor) 'I've been blabbering the whole time and I get the feeling you're going to start talking so let me let you go'

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Haha!  www.LiquorList.com  "The Marketplace for Adults with Taste" @LiquorListcom   #LiquorList

This totally happens at my house. Beer and veggies are in the same drawer. But the veggies usually go bad before they get consumed. Can't say the same for the beer.

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Always on your phone, yet you never answer!

I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

I actually did slam my cart into a girl once because I said excuse me and she wouldn't move... But seriously I want to do it without even saying a word, just run everyone over in the store.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Dear axe body spray — really funny jokes  in http://www.myfunjokes.com/funny-sms/dear-axe-body-spray-really-funny-jokes/

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Uh, yeah...

Funny Movies Ecard: Who needs 50 Shades of Grey when Matthew Mcconaughey is going to be in a stripper movie with Channing Tatum?

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