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Funny Weekend Ecard: When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

This is what happened on girls night on wensday s

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch. ( Except for the beer part.)