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So when your complaining about being single & there are no good girls to find. Remember you put all the good girls in the friend zone.

Funny Breakup Ecard: 'Oh yes! Please break my heart and then ask me to be your friend!'. Said no girl ever.

I wanna thank all my ex-boyfriends for teaching me what is absolutely unacceptable in a partner!! Signed...... the girl you made wiser!

More like when you have no one else. Screw you, convenient "friend"...

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesnt mean Im as stupid as you think I am. Im just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

Behind every disrespectful man there is a father I want to kick in the balls for failing to show their son how to respect and treat women.

Some people wonder why certain women are so strong willed and confident, it's probably because an asshole made them that way.

That awkward moment when you realize that everyone was right... Your ex IS a douchebag. Sure NOW everyone comes forward saying how uncomfortable he made them feel, and how they knew he's got evil hidden behind him. Ya, I saw that for sure!

I just want someone to bake for, smacks my ass, sips coffee with me, shoots guns, and tells me I'm pretty is that too much?