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I am no "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

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Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

So me right now. I honestly don't know how I pull it off. lol.

I stay in shape by doing yoga two or three times a week. And by "doing yoga" I really mean shaving my legs - This is exactly how I feel!

When the Magic Mike DVD is released I hope there is a option to watch just the dance scenes.

STORY OF MY LIFE. My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said. Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

That moment when you decide to punch your husband in the face While he's sleeping cause you'd rather Hear him bitch then listen to him snore. | Confession Ecard

That moment when you decide to punch your husband in the face While he's sleeping cause you'd rather Hear him bitch then listen to him snore! This is my life every night!

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

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