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Free and Funny News Ecard: I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed.

..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: .and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.then he made the Earth round.and he laughed and laughed.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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I stopped believing for a little while this morning // Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out // ecard

They need a warning on these cans..

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

ecards: I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

I love Angels! ❤️

44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking --- These are seriously the best!

this is literally the most accurate thing ever written about me.

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

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