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damn right!

Truer words have never been spoken. And putting on granny panties and socks!

Of course!

Lessons in Womanhood: You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

I have to have knee shorts or skirts. Pants look funny on me. They need short people pants.

Keep ur opinions to urself!!!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Remember the 3 F rule. If your not 'F'ucking me 'F'eeding me or 'F'inancing me then your opinions really don't matter! Please keep your opinions to yourself!

extra minutes.

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Fuck Yeah.

I must be the most fucking trustworthy and honest person then.

I wish! It would make things so much easier!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I just met a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real.

LOL, I love ecards

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.