I would only do this to a couple people!
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i don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, i would drink it
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So I could name a couple people this applies to...
I know a couple people this applies to...
"I don't exactly hate you, but..."
awww....so mean, but soo funny!
Mwahaha! I hate you quote
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WARNING! I like to think I am a real lady ( I am and at 73yo should be) and I really do act that way most of the time - unless, somebody tells me something I do not believe, and then I loudly exclaim 'Oh! Bullshit!' (Yes I am blushing - but confession is good for the soul they say and it is my favourite expletive - better than some other shorter 4 letter ones hey?) ;-) MM
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That voice usually comes whenever I hear "I (or he) lost my job", "I (or he) can't find work", "the car is not working", "I (or he) hurt my/himself and can't go to work", "I (or he) was laid off", or "I don't have all the rent this time (like when have you ever?), we had to I̲n̲s̲e̲r̲t̲ ̲E̲x̲c̲u̲s̲e̲ ̲H̲e̲r̲e̲"
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Joanna Foster....we've heard that little voice many times, haven't we???
I couldn't hear you over the little voice in my head..
This definitely fits a few people I know!
And I've learned to trust said voice!
This fits right now.
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Drama, drama, drama! For someone who says "it's only Facebook" you sure do act as if it's your "life book"...
haha! drama, drama, drama. Couldn't agree more. Don't air your dirty laundry for the world to see!
drama, drama, drama be sure the one you are upset about is your friend
Seriously, why do people do this? UGH. Drama, drama, drama.
drama, drama, drama lol exactly why I don't have one!
Attention: Facebook friends
drama, drama, drama lol
Ahhh Facebook drama...
More like when you have no one else. Screw you, convenient "friend"...
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More like when you have no one else. Or a boyfriend
Lying about your happiness doesn't make you happy! Calling people jealous doesn't make them jealous. Not in my case anyway, there is NOTHING that ANYONE has that could make me jealous. I have the best loving family. Ever. My husband is my soul mate. How can you beat that? And with my sisters and other friends my circle is complete:) everything else is just a bonus!
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Hmmmm....I know a few pennies..... ....whores
Hahaha I wish I could say this to some people
...whore. ha ha so wrong but SO FUNNY!!!
Hahahah so bad, yet SO funny!
Penny penny penny
Bahahaha so true
baha so funny
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And I tell it like it is and sometimes the truth hurts. Funny how people get all butt hurt assuming I'm referring to them when I say something, anything
No I probably really am a bitch but at least I'm a bitch with a backbone, you aren't shit but the laughing stalk of the town married to a cheater!!!
Lol I think this is funny but I also think that there is some truth to this..if some women stick up for themselves...they are labeled s bitch
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Isn't funny how people don't see the difference.
Ok- This right here is funny!!!
True story right here!
deal with it. #quotes
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I really hate that this comment is on an ecard because it really marginalizes the TRUTH of this statement
I have been told for years I am not people person. So I choose to talk to my animals instead, The parrot laughs and they cats go to sleep.
Ha! I never have been a people person, so maybe I just knew this truth from birth or something :)
Isn't that the truth... not a people person
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Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.
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And that's how you know who you're real friends are. That's how you know who to cut out of your life, because they obviously don't care that much anymore. Oh, but then you realize, they have done through out the entire time you've known each other.
Amen! Some people think sending you a text or email is a relationship. It's not! A simple life rule is SHOW UP! I don't do one sided friendships anymore. If I have been the only one reaching out, calling, buying little gifts and trying to set times to be together and it hasn't been reciprocated, I simply move on. I've stopped swimming oceans for people who won't step over a puddle for me. I have a seriously ill son, so REAL support means a lot to me.
This one isn't so funny but it is true all too often.
One of my biggest pet peeves
So much for best friends.
Haha! I know several ppl this fits. Especially a few so called "family" members
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Seriously...you're fucking insane you act like gods gift to the earth when really your a fat bald ugly abusive womanizing piece of shit..
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narcissistic sociopath my boyfriends ex who is still obsessed with us and the life we have
"narcissistic sociopath". Sometimes the truth hurts...At least everyone now knows...
Omg I just spit my coffee out laughing at this.
The truth hurts! Narcissistic sociopath!
narcissistic sociopath - yeah that fits
"narcissistic sociopath". Just saying
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
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Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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We're True Friends.
Mea maxima culpa! Get the fun little book "Focuscrime" from productiveluddite...
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Yes! So sick of seeing people checking in at dinner with friends and loved ones saying what a great time they're having - if you're having such a great time then get off FB! - (I'm thinking of making this my home screen on my phone.) ;) G/P
Yes! So sick of seeing people checking their smart phones during a meal with friends and loved ones!
Sadly, some people criticize me for this. Oh well...too bad.
I wish more people felt this way!
When will people adopt this.
Ms. Career Girl
Huge pet peeve!
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Love the saying, hate the cursing... I know a few of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better.
My biggest pet peeve. "I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking" NO you're just being mean to make yourself feel better. Honesty shouldn't make other people feel less than what they are
Girls who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"... Those girls are a joke! Word.
I know a bunch of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"...well here's what I have to say to you, "You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest." AMEN
I know a bunch of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"...well here's what I have to say to you....
I know a bunch of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"
I know a girl..the one who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"...well, this is for you.
I can think of a couple people this applies to....
I didnt realize that youre an expert on my life
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. LOL
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize your're an expert on my life and how to live it- Word.
Well actually, @Liz Porter is an expert on my life and knows how i should live it.
Keep your opinions to yourself unless asked to do otherwise.
Or you could get a life of your own...
haha so true
Likely what people say about me.
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too funny! Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.'
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Funny stuff! I know a couple people like this.
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Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.
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Bummer for You. #Karma #ecard #funny #quote For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TheExEffect
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This made me laugh really hard.@Lindsey Maurer
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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. HAHA So true
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I may have pinned this before, but every time I see it I have to laugh. So much truth!
Wasn't sure whether to put this under Funny Stuff or So True
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this made me giggle
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Laughing so hard right now .... gonna start calling people I don't like pennies!
I love it! I need to remember this when I need my wit to step up and be heard!
Haha, so funny and so true!!!! I have to for sure laugh about this one!
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Truth hurts!! haha
Makin' me giggle.
Never hate people who are jealous of you, Respect their jealousy. They're people who think that you're better than them. Their remarks and their comments prove it.