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wow! totally works

I am laughing out loud. I have looked at this for two days and said gullible very slow each time. It never sounded like oranges. Abby says, "Are you serious Mom?

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

Bon Appétit!

Art Wait until the brownies are completely cool. - Charlie McDonnell i-m-nerdy-and-i-know-it

Because they can't see you, duh!

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

Dont belive in humans

Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them.

Beef before liquor never sicker.  Toothpaste before orange juice dead.

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Doooooo youuuuuuu knooooowwww whhhhhheeeeerrrreeeeee???? (Admit it, you just read this in the whale voice)

We all have 2 addresses memorized

Where are you going? Oh i'm just headed to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That funny I was just heading to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Oh Dory

I hate it when that happens!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

ADHD/insomnia.... *lol* (right now....ONLY cuz I only was able to sleep a total of 4 1/2 hours from Monday night UNTIL WED. night around 10ish, I fell asleep, I woke up Thurs. afternoon for not even a full hour, went potty & directly back to sleep....Woke up around 11:30 pm, went Potty, took my meds & back to sleep.....Until Friday @ 7:00am....) (today) THIS SH*T SUX!

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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