Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question...Have never worked in Customer Service.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question.Have never worked in Customer Service.OR medicine.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just a retard in a tin-foil suit

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those. I call it a filter.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

"I think I finally get this shit. 'adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans." hahaha 'bout sums it up!

if you want something done right...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.<< Staicer there are 22 days until I can hand you that drink!

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