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Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

Say Your Right Words Labyrinth Shirt

This Labyrinth shirt features a gaggle of goblins seen when Sarah threatened to have the goblins take Toby. The goblins are pleading "Say Your Right Words!" Those right words are, "I wish the goblins

This is what's wrong with me. Promise. I used to not be a flake. I think. I can't remember anymore.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.