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Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!

See when I was your age, Pluto was a planet... and we had Twinkies.

You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

For real!! Kids have so much energy because they suck it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves

And the pillows, blankets, curtains, shoes, underwear, stuffed animals, chairs, table, piggy bank, race car track, and anything else thats semi-mobile.... ugh

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is funny and sad at the same time. (Especially since I'm pinning it from indoors).

Funny Family Ecard: The nice thing about using a slow cooker is that the kids let you know at 8 a.m. that they will not eat dinner. It eliminates a day's worth of suspense on the issue.

I always say that actually. Because sarcastic parenting is awesome.

Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink?

lol. I always said, "There'd better be BLOOD!" :)