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I'm pretty sure all of my friends wanted to give me this card....
even if he dumped you, congrats girl your better off
to all stupid boyfriends and husbands
Untitled (Let's make better mistakes tomorrow)
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Making mistakes is where I reach my biggest potential. Read more at http://treefullofscones.tumblr.com/post/20002519481/lets-make-better-mistakes-tomorrow-it-sounds-like
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"Let’s make better mistakes tomorrow. Let’s scratch our heads and give up and wake up and try it again. Let’s fail at digging the well the first three times to get it right the fourth. Let’s build faster horses, and then strap rocket ships onto them. Let’s start a company, let’s watch it fail, and then let’s start another one. Let’s be the boss. Let’s take the boss down. Let’s order too much of something just to see where our limits are. Let’s take a chance precisely because it might fail. Let’s take the hard way out. Let’s go to the moon. Fuck it; let’s go to the moon again. Let’s quit our jobs. Let’s work at being better at what we do by fucking up faster, not less. Let’s fuck up really fast. Let’s wrestle sharks, fight monsters, and disagree with the board. Let’s borrow so much money it becomes someone else’s problem. Let’s start a 10-hour drive by announcing “I’m not into you anymore.” Let’s dump everything out of the garage onto the sidewalk and build something really cool in that space. Let’s start out to build a better mousetrap, and halfway there let’s decide to jump on the mice’s team. Let’s bet on a longshot. Let’s buy her a drink. Let’s start baking bread in our cubicle. Let’s try bringing fresh water to distant villages precisely because we have no idea how to do it. Let’s pool our money. Let’s take their money. Let’s solve that hard problem. You know that one that keeps you up at night? Let’s tackle that bastard. Let it kick our ass a few times, and then finally get it right. Let’s find out what’s at the bottom of the ocean. Let’s tame the Kraken. Let’s just fucking tell people we’ve read Infinite Jest and move on. Let’s forgive our parents. Let’s do something with the goddamned planet. Let’s rent an electric generator and open a food cart that sells nothing but frosted PopTarts, but makes a lot of fucking noise. Let’s have a breakthrough. Let’s have a breakdown. Let’s agree that bruises fade, bones heal, hearts mend, and that tomorrow we’re right back on that horse and that this time, THIS TIME! we’ve at least got a rocket strapped to its back."
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Pregnant greeting card, sooooo doing to this to my best friend when she gets pregnant.
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Pregnant greeting card. @Ashley Walters you will be getting this one day
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Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
true story (Thought of you @Kimberly Svenson since we both do it) :)
True Story.... sometimes I don't even listen to the message
true story...And I thought I was the only weird one
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Voicemail icon so true. i hate voicemails.
SO TRUE!!! I thought I was the only one!!
This is totally me. I hate voicemails!
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Blunt cards... Hilarious! :) So true if your hating then you can't be in the fan club, it just makes sense lol.
What did you say to that bitch when she said she didn't like you? I said, well then don't join my fan club bitch.
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This made me giggle :)
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Oh how I'd love to say this to some people..."Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, Bitch."
"Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, Bitch."
Think that'd work for some people? Nah, me neither.
So wrong yet so funny! You know you're smiling!
Hahaha so true!
I want to say this so many times in a day :0)
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hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-) I think we can all use this one from time to time
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LOL TOO FUNNY! I have a few of those in my life!
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A half bitch. Hahahah this is SO true
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Half-bitches unite! So true
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hahaha @Danie Eckert :) Hope this made you laugh...
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Omg!! Why don't my bestfriends have iPhones!
Finding nemo- made me laugh!
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Hahahaha. This is so funny to me. Probably cause my man ain't romantic.
Haha WHY CANT WE BE CUTE something I'd do...This is my life
Haha WHY CANT WE BE CUTE something I'd do...
This is totally me
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Prefer to look youthful? Click the link Right now: http://bit.ly/Hzgx5c ..some people just need a sympathetic pat...
(Some people just need a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer)
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Sympathetic pat... i totally want to give some people a pat..
some people just need a sympathetic pat...
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So true! @Kelly Rose
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aww! this is so true! Greg always lets me lay on him till I fall asleep, then goes to his game. I cant sleep if hes not there!
This is so true for me...any time I cuddle up with the hubby I instantly fall asleep....LOVE!
Substitute boyfriend for husband and you got my baby; love falling asleep on his shoulder!
change husband to boyfriend, and it's so true.
Husband, I Love my hubby. So true.
My favorite place to fall asleep
So true <3 I love my husband
How married life should be.
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Vampire Teabags- that is so funny!
Vampire Teabags... Haha so funny
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In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear…
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when i reincarnate, i shall be a bear. sounds about right! but i definitely wouldnt want to miss a minute of my babies growing up
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear… so perfect. Not a pun...not SC, but funney
Because I can't live this way now, in my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear…
Woman: In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear… yep, yep, yep
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear… yep. That's all.
I have found what I want from my future life
Definitely coming back as a bear.
I am jealous of a bear's life.
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;-) there's about 3 women and one man (my husband) I do this with all the time.... you know who you are!!! Lo
Totally me and my sisters. We can read each other's thoughts. @Alison Neeley
hahaha! Me and my husband- totally! - - me and my daughter too!
Do this with my sister all the time!
My sister and best friends!!
Totally me and my sister.
Yessss haha #bestfriends
What does he have now?
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"'Math Problem. John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?' 'Diabetes. John has diabetes.'" Hahahaha
What the....I went instantly to teacher mode (How to solve a word problem) until I scrolled down to see the ending...so funny.
Not a funny thing to have, but funny how they make a math problem of it
Poor John, stop eating candy bars. Also, How I view math problems.
Haha. Only in math problems is it normal to eat 28 candy bars
Elementary math problems. So true.
Math Problem... So Funny!!
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So true and yet so funny
....umm everyone? hahaha
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People I want to punch in the face by 27thStreetPress on Etsy, haha reminds me of the burn book in mean girls:P
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People I Want to Punch in the Face Little Black Book. (If I had this, it would be the first time my Little Black Book would be filled).
lol I could use a little black book of "people I want to punch in the face"
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People I Want to Punch in the Face. I will need a bigger book.
Perfect lil' blackbook...I might need a bigger on though.
Haha! Funny stuff!!
A comprehensive collection of people you want to punch in the face. This is the little black book anyone can fill. In fact, it would probably be a good idea to order a few Rude Books, 'cause you know you're gonna want to go retroactive with your shit
bahahahahah!!! going to send this to everyone who gets pregnant from now on.
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#funny congratulations on making a human with your genitals #newborn #gift idea
Blunt new baby card- How come I didn't get one of these cards ;)
I'm totally putting this in my friend Allie's baby shower card.
So funny!!!! Totally using this when my friends get pergo
Best "congrats on the new baby" card ever..
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My new baby shower card!
Why this is so funny to me!!? Blunt new baby card Hahahahaha oh NO!
I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Ohhhh some people today.
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"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
This made me laugh. My feelings towards some people. And they probably know it.
Funny!!...yet, so true about some people lol
So funny... I laughed so hard ... so true!
if I had water, I''d drink it.
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baby got back ;0)