Change 5k to marathon and t-shirts to medals and this is accurate.
Run bitch! There's booze at the end of this race!
you know this
Ain't that the truth
Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I thought I heard someone clapping.... Then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on.
RUNNING: Normal Days: God I hate this why am I doing this!!! Get Injured: JUST KIDDING PLEASE LET ME RUN!!!
What I love most about going for a run is walking the whole time.
Free, Sports/Leagues Ecard: You can exercise all you want. You're never going to burn off crazy.
These quotes only speak the truth...haha.
TRUE, so funny!! so glad I work for myself at home now!
Funny Sports Ecard: Let's run a 5k then drink like it was a marathon.
You, yes you right there. You are exceeding the limits of my medication and are one comment away from a throat punch.