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I tell people I run for my health and mental well-being. The truth is I am vain as hell and I don't want to be a big ol' fat-ass like you.
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Shallow? Yes. But totally true. I need to start running again for sure.
I don't want to be a big ol' fat-ass like you!! You should run :)
Ok so I am the big ol' fat ass but I want to be the vain one!!!!!
omg, this is so mean! :( but kinda true... hahaa
Wow. Harsh...but the truth hurts sometimes.
Shallow? Yes. But totally true. lol
well played student...well played
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A-!!! Wow. If you don't want to grade essays, don't be an english teacher. You could have at least skimmed it.: Giggle, High School, Student, English Teacher, Funny Stuff, Kids
Teacher fail moment--had a teacher like this in high school that never read our stuff..boy, if she did, she would've been entertained!
I once ran out of things to say in a paper for my Bible class in high school and wrote the last paragraph about how I was out of things to say but hadn't finished the page yet and so on. The teacher laughed and gave me points because it was funny. Maybe this teacher did the same thing.
I wrote papers like this all of the time in high school. My high school English teacher asked me out after I left my husband 2 years ago. (We were Facebook friends.) I'm 35. True story.
... my High School English Teacher read EVERYTHING. She would maybe have given an A for the the hilarity, and then told you she'd fail you if you did it again...
You gotta read this... I almost wonder whether this teacher was one of my high school English teachers because that looks like her handwriting and test format haha.
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You'd be in great shape if you ran your fat ass as much as you run your mouth.
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Just a thought!!! and fyi it takes more than just posting exercises for it to work.
Oh im a coward yet I am the one who tried to give you what you asked for which was for me/us to, say it to your face. You are the coward who backed out every time. So, please tell me how I am the coward, again? I own you, sea cow. You are the one who keeps trying to live my life thought social media. If you are over us and dont have time to give a fuck why are you still looking? Since you have such a great life and all. Ill be in town next week come say hi if you aren't a scared piece of shit fucking coward. But we both know you are a no balls bitch. So continue to live my life through pinterest since it is the only thing I cant block you from.
Just a thought!! Run your fat ass not your mouth..hahaha.
Sound like anyone you know????
Sounds about right!
Just a thought!!!
For Reals, lol
Sooo cute hahah
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All the favourite things!!! My dogs love heated seats!
Best thing for dog. :) Made me giggle.
Dogs are so funny!
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The only reason I would ever run a marathon.
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The only way I could ever run a marathon. (besides the fact that a marathon is 26 miles) hahaha :)
The only way I could ever run a marathon...get Ryan Reynolds to run beside (or in front of) me
What would it take to get me to run a marathon? I think we found the answer. #RyanReynolds
the only way I could ever run a marathon. ryan reynolds, wait for meeeee!!!!!
I think I could chase Ryan Reynolds for 26.2 miles..I need to start running!
haha, i'll make sure i find some eye candy before trying to run a marathon.
The only way I could ever run a marathon. Motivation? Umm, YES!
Team Fox is right! Ryan Reynolds running a marathon
So true lol
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there are 3 kids in my life who make this so true
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True story here.
haha true story!
True story bro!
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You know it's true.
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Haha, one of my first times on Pinterest I saw this and thought nothing of it, its so true though... If only I'd listened...
"If this is your first time on Pinterest leave NOW! It's far too late for us, but save yourselves." #Pinterest - So True!!!!!
It's so true... I saw this my first time in Pinterest and ignored it, it's been over a year and every day I'm on Pinterest so save yourself while you can
I think I was a goner my first time here - it was already too late! lol!
If this is your first time on Pinterest... Too late.
Funny Picture!!! Far too late for us........
Pinterest Addiction Hahaha. So true!
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@Mandi Smith T Interiors Smith T Interiors Smith T Interiors Smith T Interiors Smith T Interiors Ellison Lawson hahahahaaa!!! i did NOT think you could eat all that sushi lmao. you earn those cheat days, you better enjoy them!!:)
So true! except i have been having a lot of cheat days recently, need to get back on track . Haha
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Cheat days...there's been a lot lately
Except, everyday is my cheat day
Everyday is a fucking cheat day
Cheat days...or weekends
lose the excuses! they don't get you any closer to your goals
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You can do it. #fitness #motivation #noexcuses
Be strong!!!! No excuses!!!
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As if being at a sporting event wouldn't be bad enough.... The guy you are with pulls this!?! I would kill him
The look on her face is priceless ha ha! I bet that guy didn't get any nookie that night lol
LMAO this is awesome! Buuuuut I'd kill any guy who did that to me!
bahahahahaha!!!! That guy.... Is awesome!
This guy just won my fandom! So funny
my boyfriend would do this. no doubt.
this guy will probably be my husband
haha good one - funny kiss cam
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Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.
Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself. @Nichola Robertson Robertson Robertson Reynolds
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Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away. So reminds me of my family...
Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away. I just peed myself laughing
OMG!!! Hahahaha. Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.
Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away. Terrible
Kill them with kindness. I can't stop laughing at this
Fart humor can be quite a gas.....
My life motto!
UGH SO TRUE
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Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.
Funny #Family Ecard. Happens a lot, I'm afraid... 👎
Funny #Family Ecard. Too funny and so true!!!!
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Funny #Family Ecard. Too funny.
This is my life in one quote... I am actually laughing out loud thinking that this has been so true from the time my kids were tiny!
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This is so true- It's like someone has been spying on my life
made me laugh out loud... so true for my students too
hahaha it's so funny and so true!
(True Story) of my life.........
These e-card people are geniuses
this is funny stuff!!
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You can exercise all you want. You're never going to burn off crazy. | Sports/Leagues Ecard | someecards.com
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Omg it's so true hahaha SO TRUE!
Keep running girl!
made me giggle!!!
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sometimes very true..
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Haha! So true!! Longest minutes ever!
True story. I hate treadmills.
haha. YES. true story.
hahaha true story!!!!
True story!! HA.
Lol, true story!
Just do it!
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Of course it burns, but complaining won't make you look good naked. #Fitness #Motivation #workout #beachbody
Lol! Fitness motivation!
hahaha this is me and el after our walks
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My cool-down after a long run may or may not include one and/or two cigarettes. ***okay, for me, my post WALK/JOG... and only until i quit smoking completely!***
My cool-down after a long run may or may not include one and/or two cigarettes. http://amzn.to/someecards
Funny Confession Ecard: My cool-down after a long run may or may not include one and/or two cigarettes.
Runs AND cigarettes? double dislike... but not in the "double negative makes a positive" kind of way.
Funny. So funny. Want to start a group.
Story of my life
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Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are. | Friendship Ecard
Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot. | Friendship Ecard
Free, Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.
I feel bad for people who aren't us. We are some hilarious mother fuckers. | Friendship Ecard
Funny Friendship Ecard: HAHAHA!!!
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Strange new trend at the office...