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When a crazy person tells you that you are crazy. Then go ahead and play the part!

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Omg had that exact thought yesterday.I was thinking I should wait to brush Ellie's teeth cuz that kid sure as hell wasn't done snacking for the evening

I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn.   I figured he'll just have to mow around me.  I'm not moving.     SOUNDS LIKE UNDERGRAD!   Yikes!  LOL

I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figured he'll just have to mow around me. I'm not moving. SOUNDS LIKE UNDERGRAD!

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its not punishment. keep talking and talking and talking. thats more of a punishment. If I get silent. its more because I dont care anymore.

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Stuffing, Fun, Entertainment, Cow, Lol

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too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Friday to Saturday perhaps?

Friday to Saturday perhaps?

Not racist

You win my Dumb-Ass of the Day award! At this rate you will have Dumb-Ass of the Week locked in before lunch.

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