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I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

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story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

LMAO! ha! This is great!

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

@Ashleigh Rotondo @Shannon Vossberg @Sommer Williams @Erin King @Heather Rodgers @Cari McKibben

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

E-cards - Always get it exactly right! This could be the story of my life..

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends. Haha I didn't write this caption but it might be true.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called 'Bitches & Hoes'.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

I'm sorry I put my balls in your mouth after you passed out last night and took pictures of it and posted them to Facebook.

Free and Funny Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

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