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*gryffindor, *hufflepuff ...excuse me? Someone is going to get cursed in the middle of the night. Please. Without Slytherin, there would be no antagonist. With no antagonist, there would be no story. Get with the program, muggles!
Dad: I hate driving you to college its so far. Kid: I'm sorry dad, its really only 30 miles away if there was a road going straight to school. Dad: You should have taken my advice and gone to howarts for a year and gotten your flying license, then you could use a broomstick to get to college Kid: what? Dad: Filthy Mudblood... Kid: DAD!!
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