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parenting humor: sexiest man alive is a dad with a baby carrier and another kid in hand.

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

I have one who is Epic at this lol

Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that!

The minute I go to use the bathroom, I swear, right away its "MMOOOMMMYYYY!!!!" lol never fails

The minute I go to use the bathroom, I swear, right away its "MMOOOMMMYYYY!" lol never fails

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

YeeeeeeeeeeP!  Pretty much nailed it!

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

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