I feel bad you have to LIE about a child being "misbehaved" to make a situation at hand ok! I'll pray for you.

I feel bad you have to LIE about a child being "misbehaved" to make a situation at hand ok! I'll pray for you.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

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