I will be that person if you pay me. I get told an awful lot that I'm such a Pinterest Mom or Pinterest Wife. Well excuse me for caring about shit that should be a no brainer for you: Take care of your kids and family.
This is the number one pet peeve of Auto Correct on my iPhone...no matter how many times I have made it go back to *shit* it still does it...and I can't think of one time, until right now, that I have ever purposefully typed the word *shut*. Maddening yet hilarious.