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Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion. someecards, your e-cards

Sounds about right...

Now that's my kind of work out.:) Well, I actually skip the working out and go right for the margaritas - LOL

It's funny how you think I'm going to chase after you.-- HAHAHAHAHA!! oh, this reminded me of someone! "mother superior".. I'm not a dog to be begging anyone! too bad, so sad, I don't care :)

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Funny Confession Ecard: You're right, shopping won't fix the problem. But it will put me in a better mood for when I actually have to deal with it.

Retail Therapy works for me! Real therapy would probably be less expensive though. oh well

What I say to Neil.    :-)    Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If you want me to go running with you, I’m going to need some motivation…Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

its funny that a girl got into a lot of trouble for making something like this.she got so much hate mail and what-not but its true.our boobs DO go inside our shirts

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Haha so funny! Ha Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment when you hear someone else call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you are like.

For my friend @Jan Gardner Smith who is the Queen of Know.

Reminds me of my own mom.LOL, reminds me of our moms together in HS Stac!

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now HA HA!