Time, Stuff, Quotes, 50 Shades, Amy Winehouse, Favorite Phrase, Favorite Word, Funny, Humor
Oh this is sooooo something I say!!!! #zachary #fuckery #funny #quotes .... Then a big smile and I solve the fuckery :)
What kind of fuckery is this!? - Amy Winehouse, my favo quote
i use this quote all the time.... # Pin++ for Pinterest #
fuckery is one of my all time favorite word.... DM
What Kind of Fuckery Is This?ツ #Humor #Funny #Lol
Oh, how many times I quote Amy Winehouse.
one of my favorite phrases to say.
50 Shades of funny !!
Life, Quotes, Fuck, Truth, Stress, Funny, Thought, True, Things
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. #reason #nevergiveup #fartogo #look #far #dontstop #keepgoing #motivation #motivationalquotes #inspiration #inspirational #quotes
Hear Ya !! Amen To This One !! As They Say .. (( Life Is The Leading Cause Of Stress )) !! Caring Too Much .. For The Wrong Thing ........ Can Be So Damaging !!
True that's why I am so less stressed then I use to be. I don't give a fuck about anything but who's true to me and mine
Secret to a low stress life? Give less fucks about the little things that don't matter.
Well i thought i didn't give a fuck but I'm still stressed so have i given too many?
Funny and true. If u put your trust in God u wouldn't stress plain and simple!
truth. don't stress about things you have no control over
Stress is caused by giving an fuck. #happy #life #quote
True :| #quote #stress
Some days... aand some people need this//
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Yeah... You might want to save this one so you can send it to assholes when they start acting all, well, asshole-ish and stuff
that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay. See?
repinning bc this is about marriage so it's like "I do" and your ring finger but i definitely thought, "FUCK YOU" AND MIDDLE FINGER WOW I'M A BAD PERSON
I read this and thought it meant the middle finger and Fuck Off...then I read the "Habits to make marriage a priority."...It could still apply.
If u really loved me like u say u do ud make it happen. No excuse. ... don't pin no more bullshit cuz at this point I see that's all it is. Bullshit.... Fuck u. U poll got a hoe u living with and all u piece of shit. Acting like I'm the only one doing wrong cuz I'm with a nigga I don't love but takes care of me. Fuck u rat. If u don't make it happen forget me forever
Think it's cute to play a dirty prank call on a wife that didn't do shit to you..WELL IT'S NOT!!! You can't say a wife hurt you when you're the one who went where you know you don't belong!! Your the fuck up!!!! And to prank call the wife is very childish and makes you even look more pathetic..Fucken grow up and stay the fuck away from married men and stop harassing his wife once in for all!!! Fucken get your own life you Fucken Home Wrecking Whore!!! And a wife has every right to tell you that!
Could go a few ways : "Good job" (thumbs up) "I promise" (pinky swear) "$&#* you"
Giggle, Throw Lamps, Inspirational Humor, Quotes, Fuck, Lighten, Funny, Solid Advice
Lighten the fuck up! If this were a real thing I'm sure one or 2 would have been chucked my direction but still funny
"Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up." #sarcasm #lettherebelight #depressivesaresoannoying
Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.... Love this
Lighten the fuck up! LOL @aimeeaim this is such a you quote! :)
C'mon *throws lamp in other person's face* LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
Inspirational humor to Lighten the fuck up!
Lighten Up- laughed way to hard at this.
Good, solid advice.
Sayings, Kiss, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Funny, True, Ass
While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass - Bitch - Quote - Cheers to the Haters -
Ahem, a little inappropriate but mostly funny! "While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass"
Good thing I don't have a big ass. If I did you would have a hole lot of kissing to do. lol
While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. Picture Quotes.
=) #quote #quotes #saying #power #confidence #girl #kiss #awesome #cool
NOT FUNNY AT ALL ....pretty serious stuff
kiss my ass ... that true !!
kiss my ass - too funny 😂
truth kiss it
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person
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Don't hold on to things you can't control. It will only devour your ability to concentrate on the things you can......my brother bobby would always say this. Put it in the bucket and fuck it!!!! Miss him.
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on. #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person - This is One of my Favourite Quotes of All Time
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... My new saying A Wise Person
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person. LOLl Funny
lol - love it! #quotes #inspiration #truth
This has to be my favorite quote ever!
Thought it was funny:)
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I wish this wasn't true but sadly it is.. I try hard to concentrate on studying or finishing my homework days before. The littlest things sidetrack me and make me do the very thing I don't want to do, procrastinate. Not being such a "pro" in procrastination would help me tremendously with school and other learning aspects in life.
Yup...That is why I'm looking up quotes about procrastination while procrastinating on Pinterest....
I do, sadly. Here I am on pinterest when i could probably be doing more productive things with my life
PROcrastination - I'm a professional. Boy, this is too true to be funny, but I'm laughing out loud
procrastination Wow this quote is about me..........
Dump A Day Quotable Humor (15 Pics)
My life story! Procrastination.
The biggest truth of my life!!!
because fuck you that's why
Sayings, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Fuck, Funny, Things
Ha. You guys. Lahat lahat. Sorry but you don't matter. I may be zero for this world but fuck you lahat ng 1/2, says freedom of speech. *excuse me.*
I'm just here to do my damn job, I dont give two shits if you don't like me. The people that matter in my life, do. So Fuck you !
because fuck you that's why For my dearest bro James...
life motto: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
lolololololol potty mouth. Still funny
Things I wish I had said. Ha!
because fuck you that s why
Quote of my life!
Life, Stuff, Brain Works, Quotes, Truth, Funny, So True
How my brain works: utterly obsessed or uninterested. This is so true. I want to harness my strengths, and get rid of all the bad stuff.
Haha so true !! After a couple weeks it goes from utterly obsessed to uninterested for most things ...
How my brain works - #funny, #lol, #fun, #humor, #comics, #meme, #gag, #box, #lolpics, #Funnypics,
I laugh so hard when I first saw this then I realized this is so how my brain works! Ha
It varies from subject to subject, but at times this is certainly true. #quotes #funny
How My Brain Works #funny #life
brain, sex life, same thing
Truth. Haha so true.
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This is totally me. LOL thank you Michelle
To the tune of I'm a little tea pot .
a new take on an old nursery rhyme.
Hahahahahahaha. Me, in a nut shell
hahahahahahaha totally me
Me in a nut shell. Lmao!
Me in a nutshell! ☺️
LOL SO TRUE!!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Mr. Big sex and the city quotes
Sex and the city quote
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
'Always Say Yes To Dancing' Wall Art
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CANTON BOX CO. 'Always Say Yes To Dancing' Wall Art #dancing #art #print #wall #sign #pink #decor
CANTON BOX CO. 'Always Say Yes To Dancing' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom
Always say yes to dancing. quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons. "ALWAYS "
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Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But shit happens.
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OMG. Is this not the fucking truth. This is how you really get your ass out of bed. #Motivation
Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But stuff happens.
Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens!
#plans #morning #sexy #quote #funny
This made me laugh
Funny - Sexy
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I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am (bahahahaha!) lol - words - funny -humor
I just want someone to love me for the true asshole I am - http://breakbrunch.com/lol/14575 More Funny Picture - http://breakbrunch.com/random
I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am. Love. Relationship. Funny. Sarcasm. Joke. Character dialogue
Pardon the language but this is the truth! Fortunately I've found someone to love me despite it ;)
I' ve found someone who loves me for the true asshole that I am. LOL I love you Lynn Langston!!
Glad I have people in my life that do love me 😁😜☺
Funny stuff i find
ETC. = End of Thinking Capacity. ...LOL
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What ETC really stands for. lol funny!
End of thinking capacity. period.
Etc. End of thinking capacity
Truth right there.
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this could be a good tattoo saying
haha so true Likes | Tumblr
respect yourself, always
Haha, so true. Love it!
Alwayys a good time!
Haha so true!!!!! ✌️
enough said. haha
Fact of life
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Stupid Questions, Funny, So True, Sarcastic Answer
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
That is so true and so funny I am in the floor laughing so hard don't ask retarded ?'s and I want give retarded answers
I've never believed that saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question". You have been warned...
Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question I hate to say it but SOMETIMES this is me.........
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question! Ain't that the truth
No way did I say this exact quote just the other day... lol too funny!
Sayings, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, I Will, Smile, Friend
This is the great thing about us. We can call each other, mad and fussing, but then one of us will say something that put the other into a laughing fit and then we both laugh and it's a good laugh. We laugh until we cry and then the madness and fussing is over and the laugh carries on into a good conversation. I love you Sunshine! :)
but I'd prefer to laugh with you . . . if you can't laugh at yourself, especially those silly or brain-freeze moments we all have, then you need to lighten up . . . 'cause that's funny stuff . . . :-D
Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face... yep I'd say I'm ready for the day... bring it on!
seriously, I will laugh at you. Heck, truth be told, my girl friends and I are laughing at you right now!
Coffee In Hand Big Girl Panties Pulled Up, Sparkle In My Eye And A Smile On My Face..Yep I'd Say I'm Ready For The Day...Bring It On! Inspirational Quotes Get Through The Day Quotes
If you fall down I will laugh at you too! Then ask if you're okay. What are friends for?
just #laugh. or at least raise the corners of your mouth to smile. or, call me. #quote
if you can't laugh at yourself, i will..cuz i'm a good friend like that.
LOL, as student nurses, humor is a good thing to have.