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I hope you enjoy relaxing after that delicious meal I spent four hours cooking :) my life in a nutshell.
I hope you enjoy relaxing after that delicious meal I spent two hours cooking :)
this is so my house
I hate dishes!!!
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Some girls need to hear this!! I wanna print this on business cards so I can hand out as needed.
so funny and I've seen quite a few gals that need this quote ;0
funny funny funny we've all seen these women have we not...
So funny. This should be said to a lot of girls, lol!
I'm getting this in business cards.
Hahaha funny funny
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This evening's forecast indicates a 0% chance of me cooking....on a Friday night.
Friday nights for sure!
Friday night forecast!
Friday night... Sorry
Ha. Friday nights
Friday night rule
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I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com OMG...Canyou believe it ladies! Someone was inour classroom! HAHA!
Free, Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.
I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Throat punch app... that would be nice. haha.
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I want a throat punch app!!!
thats some funny shit!!!
throat punch app needed
Throat punch app.
Free, Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.
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This might describe me a little too well - the most acurate e-card I've ever re-pinned
Hahaha! This is perfect!. Funny ecards
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Ok I realize this is offensive to those of you who do like this but I can't help it! Made me laugh!its so TRUE!
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ombré! haha..... This is how I've felt since that "style" become popular! SO TRUE
I really love the ombré look but this did make me giggle.
This totally made me laugh out loud....
How to make money while Pinteresting
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I can, no joke, carry Finn, a diaper bag, at least 5-6 bags of groceries on each arm AND have my keys in hand to unlock the door..all in one trip. I've mastered this.
Truth kyle and i everytime its a giggle session all the way to the front door
yup yup...12 floor apartment living
Plus a diaper bag and 2+ kids!
So real it hurts XD
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Cant someone, like, just give me a bunch of money they dont want anymore? ... http://fb.me/humorwithin
I've pinned this before, but just in case anyone missed it -- still accepting donations...
Umm yeahhh - That would be awesome!!
Ha funny! ... but seriously...
lol, but, seriously . . .
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That be nice.
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Actually, this is not funny stuff. This is also true.
haha...I just laughed out loud!! so true!
true story: i cant run to save my life
so funny.. So sad that this is so true
pretty much that-s-funny-xd
hahah so funny and so true
My life in an e-card
Hate running lol
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I lie to myself though and say it's a temporary thing... you know, because we're so busy and stressed out. :(
Why I'm not going to answer the door if I don't know you're coming. Plus, you could be a serial killer.
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live teh way we actually live!
My motto is, if people would quit cleaning so much for each other, their friends wouldn't have to feel bad for how their own houses look. Then we could all live in peace, tripping over one another's toys in each other's houses.
I swear i used to say almost this exact thing to my mom... like if they like us why will they care if we are messy????
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
When my children were growing up and they would see me cleaning the house their one response would be "who's coming over"!.
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live teh way we actually live!
Haha I always do the "hustle-up and clean" before company arrives. Even if it's just making the beds and dusting. I hate a messy house. I hate people to think I live in one even more.
All the time..
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Really, he can't come in ON TIME to do his work? No, I have to do it instead, as a backup. GRRRR......
Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other's people's work to finish. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other's people's work to finish. -- So it's not just me?!?!
Real Life! Please create a new Special Testing form and then we'll have a college student re-do it because her ideas were better and because I don't like the spacing of the colons on the form you took your time and effort to do. Guess what?!? I don't like YOUR colon and I hope you get dysentery!
"Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other people's work to finish."-WELL SAID!
Really! I have had this problem at almost every job I worked at! Not my kind of reward!!! - SO TRUE!!
So true......Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other people's work to finish.
Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other's people's work to finish. | Workplace Ecard
Thank you for all of your hard work. We are going to reward you by giving you other people's work to finish. ....true story.
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This is so true! But please visit, because who doesn't love a clean house when you're not expecting company!
I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean, you might want to reconsider your visit | eCards So true!
This is absolutely me! If my house is spotless, you'd better run. True story!
I laughed so hard because this is totally me!!
Not my house, but that's funny stuff!
Omigod this e card is me to a tee
Lmao! True story!!!
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How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it? | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Let someone else have the deep sentimental relationship! Consign, sell or donate something you ONCE loved ;)
REMINDS ME OF A FEW PEOPLE I KNOW!!! funny stuff!
Deep sentimental relationship with clothes!!
OMGoodness....real life story!
haha....but seriously though.
This is my life
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I have ALWAYS thought this!!! My kids birthday is really MY birthday - the day I was born as a mom. (especially my first born!)
Funny Birthday Ecard: I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.
Now that I'm a mom I find I agree. Guess I'll add a gift for my mom on my Birthday to my to-do list. :)
Yup...I used to give my mother roses on my birthday...'cos she did all the work....now that she has passed on...I still think this way....Miriam
I send my mom "its a girl" flowers on my birthday and my boyfriend's mother "it's a boy" flowers on his. T
I sent my mother flowers on my birthday once. I'm glad I did!
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Thanks Mom! :)
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Funny new year's quote... Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop kidding myself
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Funny New Year's Resolution
I sometimes feel like this is what would happen to me...
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I tried to cook something from scratch... and ended up summoning a demon ;-) | eCards
I've never seen an ecard sum up my life quite so perfectly.
Funny Stuff. Describes my cooking attempts.
Rotten ecard - I laughed so hard!
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Cooking skills-story of my life
And that´s why I don´t cook.
This made me giggle
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My Ex And I Divorced For Religious Reasons, he Thought He was God And I Didn't. #Stop #Domestic #Violence
Ha this is fantastic and oh so true besides I didn't even make it long enough to marry him....
My ex and I divorced for religious reasons He thought he was god and I didn't | Breakup Ecard
HA! Oh jeeze, I just laughed a little too hard at that...
My ex and I divorced for religious reasons...
Haha I just couldn't resist... oh so true!
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Made me laugh. (:
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Free, Confession Ecard: Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most
Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most. #ecards
Introvert problems I guess lol
Perks of being an introvert
7 billion people... ecards
So sad, but so true.
story of my life.
Haha so true.
LOL - every day!