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And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

Lord hear my prayer... or...

Lord hear my prayer... or...

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Haha! This is for sure.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You didn't fall out of the stupid tree.you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest!

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

My older kids n friends called me Matlock.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Meme de Impacientes

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

helloouuu!

Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: Gone are the days of feeling guilty for drinking three bottles of wine on a random Tuesday.

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