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If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.


LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed


Maybe not with wine but definitely how I make my dinner decisions .

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.

funny thing is i just said this to him the other night.....that he was snoring so much i wanted to punch him, lmao

Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away beside me! LOL oh-so-funny-p

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.