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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

I wonder if there is a such thing as a Sugar Uncle, you know someone who just wants to take care of someone and be like a second father figure? Don't think my husband would like me having a sugar daddy…

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is definitely how I feel somedays at work! LOL if only I could say it out loud!

I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

this working full time thing is really cramping my style. Lol story of my life.

All day, everyday!

SO true. "No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, B. I'm trying to get drunk.

Soul Sucking

My job is: slowly crushing my soul. Humor Train - Funny Pictures, Pic Dumps, Animals and GIFs.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Dear Dad,    I'm not pregnant or in jail.     Happy Father's Day.

Nowadays that is a major accomplishment. As a parent, I certainly would be proud of my children if I didn't have to deal with baby mama's. Plus, you have to feel for all those unfortunate children with broken homes.

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