I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

Well, it's not because I'm shy.

Mom+always+told+me+if+you+can't+say+anything+nice,+then+don't+say+anything+at+all.+And+some+people+wonder+why+I'm+so+quiet+around+them. That's me! So!

Hahahahaha.

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Escape with Dark Chocolate: Printable Wrap

Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share. Or a peanut buster parfait after they went to bed.

Your crazy is still showing  #mental

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

Hear that? It's the sound of my mind exploding.

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

a.m.h....examine these kind of ft!!!

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Skinny people, SERIOUSLY Catch a FREAKING CLUE when you say crap like this in front of your fat friends!

When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat. Makes me want to slap a bitch.

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size had to be fair.

That awkward moment when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

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