I had a stapler I'd shoot matchsticks out of when I was a kid. I actually had a boy want to trade me his BB gun for it. He ran home to get it, but his dad wouldn't let him. ROFL...it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
I was riding down an escalator once with my mom's suitcase at the airport, and when I got on the suitcase wheel got stuck, and when I pulled it out it nearly fell down on top of the guy in front of me..