An overlay diagram showing four of the largest airplanes ever built, the Hughes H-4 Spruce Goose (aircraft with the greatest wingspan), the Antonov An-225 Mriya (the largest aircraft), the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental (the largest version of the Boeing 747 Jumbojet), and the Airbus A380-800 (the largest passenger aircraft).
Folks this is your captain speaking. As you look out your window you can see we are indeed on fire. I want to let you know that we are doing everything we can up here in the cockpit. But At this time I would like you to head as far between your legs and kiss your ass good bye. And as always we thank you for fly with Scary Air.