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Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

emmasweightlossblog:    newbodyforever:    25poundstolose:    Really though…    story of my life    My entire week..last week I felt like I could see where I’d toned up, this week I feel like I just washed up on the shore.

I'm feeling like the can of busted biscuits today.

Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Unfortunately, this is true of a couple of 'friendships' I finally let go of. I felt like a needy street beggar every time I tried to contact them.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts

Suga daddy

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

So annoying!

So annoying!

I would totally do this(: Ain't nothing like a firefighter in his gear!!

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

The inner monologue of a pinner.....

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

I don't think ive ever used an entire bottle of nail polish.....I should really finish this bottle of nailpolish before I buy a new one. Said no woman ever.

I don't think ive ever used an entire bottle of nail polish.I should really finish this bottle of nailpolish before I buy a new one. Said no woman ever.

Especially after you had sex in my guest room while I was at Disney with Alex! Loser!

Or fiance, or boyfriend, or life partner, ect.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

My true friends know this about me ;)

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm gonna be so productive today! Right after I scroll through all of Pinterest...

true story (because that's exactly what im doing right now.

Lol I'm such a foul mouth!!

Lol I'm such a foul mouth!

Funny

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I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

Funny Workplace Ecard: You know.this working full time thing is really cramping my style.

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