Explore I Work Out, Day Off Work, and more!

My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luck

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 45 Pics

Funny Confession Ecard: Well, today was a complete waste of make up.

Well, today was a complete waste of make up. Or hair, or outfit. Haha happens a lot!

Delightfully Difficult

I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult. But I am worth it ;

sorry for pinning a million of these, but omg I'm dying.

Funny Confession Ecard: Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. #stress #caregiver

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

Haha - women don't really do this do they?

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Maybe...

I`m worried my guardian angel is a crack head . omg, now I know what`s wrong with my life.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner.

I'm working on the dissertation for my doctorate!

I have a masters from school of life

Funny

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

That's how I roll :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Like a fat kid down a hill. That's how I roll.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

Just had a Tupperware party this week.   They are 70yrs old this year.  Great product!  I really do try to eat what I store in it.  How very blessed we are!  Thank you, Jesus!

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Just yesterday, a kid informed me that I better start having kids soon or else I'll end up "Old, dried up, and infertile" lol. Now that my husband and I are approaching our second anniversary, people will not stop asking me about children. No, I don't have any. No, I don't want any right now. No, that doesn't make me a bad person. As I learned to say in Greensboro, "You do you, and Imma do me!"

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

Pinterest
Search