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My top 5 exercises. My husband says I work out a lot lol.

Well, today was a complete waste of make up. Or hair, or outfit. Haha happens a lot!

I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult. But I am worth it ;

Funny Confession Ecard: Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

I`m worried my guardian angel is a crack head . omg, now I know what`s wrong with my life.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner.

trying so hard not to laugh out loud but oh GOD this is hilarious!

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Like a fat kid down a hill. That's how I roll.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

Will always accept wine

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!