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Why thank you and I think I will have another glass

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

Getting Old.

When I get old, thery're never going to say What a sweet old lady. They're gonna say What on Earth is she up to now.

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

I've had cancer for years now

Googling your symptoms…

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

OMG..bahahahah

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

Target....How true, you go in for one thing an d come out wuth a basketful of stuff !

The danger of shopping at Target. This is me at Target shopping with the girls every single time!

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle or beer bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

Adam Levine Funny | Adam Levine haha! this is funny!

funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that for Adam Levine! Oh yes, I have time for that! Is there someone who doesn't have time for that?

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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When I get old, I’m not going to sit around knitting. I’m going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

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