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My first born is my second child? Guess thats what happens after your grandma runs a daycare while you are growing up

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

this is hilarious lol

I love it when I do something and my kid is all "ewwww mommy!" Um, child, i pushed you out of my vagina covered in my insides. YOU are 'eww.

that actually does help ahaha

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

so true. lol

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest


bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Love that its summer. Hate that I have to shave my legs all the time now.

You don't have to shave your legs. As a female, you are not obligated to shave your legs. However, if you do shave, that is also alright with me.

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