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Funny Pictures of Animals: Funny Dog Images, Cat Photo and Horse Pictures

Seriously!! Except for when you LOVE their voice ;-) ... this is actually a great idea. In 2 years it'll be the norm.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Stop.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

You know you're a runner when you can never figure out which outfit to wear on race day!

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

super bowl      Love Maxine's "wisdom".

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self. ~~~~ Have to love Maxine=)

I Have PMS and GPS.

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

I really hate it when chicks put entire paragraphs of them whining about miniscule shit. It's facebook- not your diary!

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

Haha, I have said this so many times...  And I pin this as I am repinning all of these sinful desserts ;)

thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!

Haha! Next time someone puts their big "I'm deleting my fb in 3 days" crap, I'm so posting this.

Quitting is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back.

Holiday Wine-ing - Sprint 2 the Table

Holiday Wine-ing

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

You know you do that

18 Types Of People On Facebook As Explained By E-Cards

Ha ha ha I yell at my family when they tag me. I will delete friends if they tag me in photos.

never done this...... ok yeah I have... A LOT

Pet Peeve I think my son and my husband both do this. As a matter of fact I know they do. Ive been in the car with Patrick where he will tell people he is further along in the drive than we really are.

... sigh ...

My inner fat girl

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat. LOL, so true!

Creating all of a child's bones and organs and brain with just your body alone is something to brag about!

I’m so crafty I make people! - I needed this, because I'm not crafty. Artistic, sure, but not crafty. Making people is pretty crafty though.