Marriage -- I think he found the wife of the year. - Funny note left by wife next to a toy gun says: Welcome home from work! This gun with ammo is yours. I have one too and you are under attack as of now! (your should be you are or you're... but funny)
This is the BEST advice anyone can give. People say they are just venting, but others don't forgive and forget the things you say about your husband because they don't love him like you do. Sometimes the only way people know your husband is through you. Build him up. Always.