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I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you.

OMG this used to be me when I was a teen! .... Then a really scary, yet funny experience completely cured me of this fear!  LOL!

Its funny last night I was looking out and I told myself that no one's face is going to appear then my brother went outside, he jumped in front of the window and screamed.scared me half to death. Never looking out the window ever again.

so relatable

Them things are scary! They don't look at ya and go ahh they go oh yay how can I Torture you more hmm ill hide in this corner and wait until you're not expecting me! They aren't afraid they are plotting revenge!

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"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!

That would be so funny. I don't think I could do it though

Next time I go in an elevator i am totally saying that.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

yeah I do this. And I never really thought about the plan part.