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Top 20 Funny Quotes about girls

I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

The speed in a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's up?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's comin

You know what works best for me when I feel bad? When someone has no idea what I'm going through and tells me to get over it.

@Trenieca McGinty - because I love you, but had to share a bathroom with you when you were in high school :), granted I woke up ready for full conversation...