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My life before Stoli was born. Now I wake up thinking, maybe I'll get to nap today. And Stoli laughs at me.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. #funny
Made me laugh. Mine goes a little something like that. I wake up tired each day planning to be productive but wanting a nap so badly and then two little ones say, "Haha! That's a funny one. We won't nap at the same time so you can too." And then I never get a nap anymore but spend all day every day thinking about it.
Funny Quotes - Waking Up. Ain't that the truth!!
Funny Quotes - Waking Up - #humor
This is how I feel about life
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funny quotes how am i supposed to make life choices when i still use my fingers to count and have to sing the alphabet
Life choices... @alexrlow thought this was appropriate for you today! I love you sister! Happy 21st birthday!
funny quotes how am i supposed to make life choices when i still use my fingers to count and have to sing the alphabet!!! I totally do this.......I WANT MY MOMMY!!!HEHEHE
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next? Too funny!
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So true. Story of my life. 😂
Truth can make you laugh.
truth #funny quotes
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When we first met, I had no idea you would be a douchebag.
There is one guy in particular this is for. Hahaha!
YES. this sums up my love life 110%. #truestory
I've thought this many times...
Fits so many people in my past
Every time.... Ev-er-y time...
hahaha oh gosh, most guys =]
story of my life!
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this has happened before--on several occasions #girlfriends #friendships #funny #quotes
"I hate it when you're drunk," I mutter, shoving the phone between my shoulder and ear and slamming the dishwasher shut. I hear him laugh on the other end of the line. "That's funny because I love it!" I sigh too hard, only pulling the phone away from the shot of breath halfway through. "What was that about?" he asks. I smile. "Oh, I just love it when you're drunk," I say bitterly. I hear a chuckle. "I'm glad you've come to see the truth!" he laughs. I roll my eyes. "Just be quiet when you come
The awkward moment when people think youre drunk, and youre not. my life. smile
Minus the fact that I have never drank a thing in my life ... Me(:
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Story of my life... #humor
story of my life
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whoa, i thought i was the only one here! This is so true thought I was the only one thinking that!
I thought I was the only one that thsi applied toooo!!! HA! So true!!
Lmao I thought I was the only one !! Those damn scary movies
True story.... I thought I was the only one...
Sooo true! I thought I was the only one!!
Everytime! Bust out laughing! So true!
Every single time omg so true! Lol
I do this most of the time!!
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Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
SO true!!! i hate voicemails i never check them and once in a blue when i actually do i honestly just delete them because by that time i already spoke to the person that left it.
So true. I would rather everyone leave me a text message. I hate voicemail messages.
yes -it's the truth, if you want to get in touch with me, text me! LOL
it's an OCD thing.... So true, though!!
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True Story: i HATE voicemail
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I could be a morning person... if morning happened around noon. Fact! :)
Totally me...... 2013 goal: become a morning person
How about 1:30 ish? *g* I'm a real night owl.
I always have a hard time getting up early..
sleeping till noon is basically my life...
Totally me! Night owl at its finest!
Haha! I hate mornings!!!
relatable post #2270
story of my life
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funny diet quotes | Funny Dieting Quotes: I'm fat but I'm with personality sayings
The only reason I'm fat... So true.
keep'n things real...through humor
these sayings make me laugh
that's y i m fat.
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Ha, so true, though probably more like the ATTITUDE of a dude. And with that, guys either think you're cool as s***, or feel extremely threatened by it and don't know how to handle you. If they think you're cool though, they'll experience the most fun they ever had with a girl. My husband knows. lol
I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.
Excuse you? I am a girl with a personality of ME Dudes don't have specific personalities, and this is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while
Thing is, I'm a dude with the personality of a girl with the personality of a dude. You heard me.
Pretty much. Have always preferred guy things. Except, of course, for girls.
I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. true story. #quotes
"I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude." My life exactly.
Someone once said, I am a dude with girl parts - same thing, right?
Not really funny but so true.
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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting Bwahaha. So true.
I was up til 1am the other night, this is so true, I almost woke shawn up because I was laughing so hard at the humor section!
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Hahah - so true!!! Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting!!!
Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting Bwahaha. So true. ( robin's egg blue is the color)
Pinsomnia: the inability to get enough sleep because you keep clicking "see more pins" just one more time. | Pinterest Humor
TRUTH. Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is addicting.
Makes me giggle
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself! The artist is Craig Damrauer.
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Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
modern art #print #typography #equation #blue #modernart
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern art. by Craig Damrauer So true, so true.
Modern Art Poster by Craig Damrauer
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Story of my life.
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Sometimes it can definitely feel this way...
story of my life since I started college
A Labor Day funny. Story of my life.
Story of my life. College Probs.
The life of a preschool teacher
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Story of my life. Sad truth
'Aint that the truth!
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Relatable Post #715 | #relatablepost #relatableposts #sorelatabletumblr
True story. THIS is why i don't watch scary movies. EVER.
Relatable Post #715 ... oh my God, so true
true story. Watch too many scary movies
Relatable Post #715 bahahahahaha so true
hahaha so true Relatable Post #715
Relatable Post #715 true story!!!
true story no laughing matter!
Haha... all my life!
I feel like this happens all the time. Seriously.
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LOL sotrue: Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
Lol So True #189: Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important. Ha, I think we can all relate to that!
It's so true. It happens everyday to me . It is horrible! :DSaying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done...
So true. Story of my life. Will probably happen in the morning :)
I get laughed at for saying "I'll wake up early and do it"
Funny Quotes About Waking Up Early
Basically my life.
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The story is never as funny when you try to retell it, it's always a "you had to be there moment." Story of my life..
Relatable Post # 263 that awkward moment when halfway through telling a story, you realize it's pointless.
Pretty much every time... just start making things up at that point! haha
Uuuggghhhh so true, happens all the time
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true story :)
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I know it doesn't seem possible...but it's the truth. I love this quote. So perfect (:
I have to laugh, because it is so true.
Relatable Post # 2526... True story
Ok not a teenager post but still
# 2526 laugh out loud so so true
Relatable Post # 2526 so true!!
haha so true
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Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking, "If anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital".
I have those weird conversations with my best friend that we could be put in a mental hospital for.
Every conversation with my sister, best friend and roommates
People have said that to my best friend and I before! ~L
I have the best friend @Shannon Bellanca
Yep... i've had these with my sister
everyday . with the bestie:)
Hahaha. Story of my life.
me and my bestfriend ;-)
Happens all the time!